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> 男人很難取悅!! > > The problems with GUYS: > 男人的問題是： > If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with > him; > 如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了． > If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. > 對他不好，他說妳驕傲． > If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; > 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他． > If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. > 如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的 > If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; > 如果跟他理論，他說妳固執 > If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. > 如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！ > If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE; > 如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子 > If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. > 如果他比你聰明，他很棒！ > If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; > 如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳 > If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true > huh?) > 如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳． > If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are > TROBLESOME; > 如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩 > If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. > 如果不，他說妳不信任他 > If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; > 如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽 > If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. > 如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳 > If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; > 如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人 > If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. > 如果他不守承諾，他是不得已的 > If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; > 如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人 > If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. > 如果他吸煙，他是紳士 > If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; > 如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣 > If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. > 如果他考得好，他說是實力！ > If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; > 如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍 > If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! so hard to > please!!!!! > 如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！ > If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's > not true....... > 如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．． > but if u don't they say u are selfish..... > 如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．． > The moral of the story is....... > 以上的故事告訴我們： > SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... > 快轉寄這郵件給男生吧！ > Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter... > 轉寄給女生，讓她們笑一笑！